(all opinions are fact and are thus for funzies😮)
No. 37 – Serbia [Samo Mi Se Spava] (demonic aliens screaming quietly)
No. 36 – Switzerland [Watergun] (obligatory war is bad song. i really really don’t like this song)
No. 35 – Croatia [Mama ŠČ] (sgt pepper is a mob guy who does the hard stuff?)
No. 34 – Ireland [We Are One] (mediocre inspiration speaker elvis guy)
No. 33 – Italy [Due Vite] (bathroom break #1)
No. 32 – Azerbaijan [Tell Me More] (the twin thing was too much)
No. 31 – Netherlands [Burning Daylight] (bathroom break #2)
No. 30 – UK [Wrote a Song] (it’s a song from the uk… idk what to expect)
No. 29 – Poland [Solo] (she’s not brittney… justice for jann!!)
No. 28 – Georgia [Echo] (meh)
No. 27 – Denmark [Breaking My Heart] (he looks like he’s 12… also the sound mixing is horrible)
No. 26 – Cyprus [Break A Broken Heart] (its one of those songs… they all sound the same)
No. 25 – Australia [Promise] (i guess i’ve never been alive… did not expect that drop tho)
No. 24 – San Marino [Like An Animal] (copyright friendly killers)
No. 23 – Lithuania [Stay] (obligatory mental health song)
No. 22 – France [Évidemment] (sounds very french)
No. 21 – Spain [EAEA] (funky///)
No. 20 – Moldova [Soarele şi Luna] (i don’t know enough about moldova to know what’s going on)
No. 19 – Finland [Cha Cha Cha] (rave sauna rock ft. ballroom dancing)
No. 18 – Israel [Unicorn] (unicorn time?)
No. 17 – Portugal [Ai Coração] (saucy)
No. 16 – Greece [What They Say] (why is he dressed like a park ranger)
No. 15 – Germany [Blood & Glitter] (industrial metal alright)
No. 14 – Armenia [Future Lover] (smoooth)
No. 13 – Ukraine [Heart of Steel] (it’s a ~vibe~)
No. 12 – Sweden [Tattoo] (mad max core)
No. 11 – Latvia [Aijā] (quiet rock?: they look like the goo goo dolls?)
No. 10 – Albania [Duje] (it’s family fun)
No. 9 – Norway [Queen Of King] (not really my thing but what a hook)
No. 8 – Czechia [My Sister’s Crown] (the music video kinda scares me)
No. 7 – Belgium [Because Of You] (obligatory be strong song)
No. 6 – Romania [D.G.T. (Off And On)] (it would be higher but the talking in the background threw me off)
No. 5 – Iceland [Power] (of all the power ballads this is the 2nd best)
No. 4 – Malta [Dance (Our Own Party)] (10/10 staging! bonus: saxophone)
No. 3 – Austria [Who the Hell is Edger] (edger allen poe but make it feminist?)
No. 2 – Estonia [Bridges] (would listen to in my own time)
No. 1 – Slovenia [Carpe Diem] (yup… dead poet society vibes???)
Watch the songs here and let me know which is your top pick or let me know how wrong my list is!!

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